Generate hilarious, shareable pitches that blend real data with obviously fake stats, charts, and genuine heart. Send it to your partner, your mom, your boss.
What do you want? Who are you convincing? We handle the rest. "I want a boat" is a perfectly valid input.
Real research meets creative fabrication. Actual cost-benefit data alongside charts sourced from "9 out of 10 people I made up."
Get a shareable link with charts, arguments, and a cost-benefit breakdown. They laugh first. Then they realize you actually have a point.
Complete with fabricated studies on how golden retrievers reduce mortgage rates by 12%.
Cost-benefit analysis proving that sushi there is technically cheaper per unit of joy.
A peer-reviewed essay on lumbar support, paired with a chart showing your current couch's declining morale.
Investor-grade slides with real TAM data next to a pie chart labeled "vibes (100%)".
PitchPlease turns your wildest ideas into shareable, laughable, undeniable arguments. The world's first persuasion engine that doesn't take itself seriously.
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