Playful persuasion, powered by AI

Convince anyone about anything.

Generate hilarious, shareable pitches that blend real data with obviously fake stats, charts, and genuine heart. Send it to your partner, your mom, your boss.

Get a dog Japan trip Gaming PC Pizza shop
Reasons We Should Get a Dog
A comprehensive analysis prepared for Sarah
Happiness increase
94%
Excuse to leave parties
87%
Morning walk motivation
72%
Neighborhood respect
65%
Source: My Heart (2026), The Journal of Things I Made Up, Vol. 1
How it works

Three steps to getting your way

01

Tell us your pitch

What do you want? Who are you convincing? We handle the rest. "I want a boat" is a perfectly valid input.

02

We build the case

Real research meets creative fabrication. Actual cost-benefit data alongside charts sourced from "9 out of 10 people I made up."

03

Share and win

Get a shareable link with charts, arguments, and a cost-benefit breakdown. They laugh first. Then they realize you actually have a point.

What people pitch

Works for everything that matters

🐕

The Pet Pitch

"We should get a dog"

Complete with fabricated studies on how golden retrievers reduce mortgage rates by 12%.

✈️

The Vacation Case

"Let's go to Japan"

Cost-benefit analysis proving that sushi there is technically cheaper per unit of joy.

🛋️

The Big Purchase

"We need this couch"

A peer-reviewed essay on lumbar support, paired with a chart showing your current couch's declining morale.

💡

The Business Idea

"Hear me out on this startup"

Investor-grade slides with real TAM data next to a pie chart labeled "vibes (100%)".

Every "no" is just a pitch away from "...okay fine."

PitchPlease turns your wildest ideas into shareable, laughable, undeniable arguments. The world's first persuasion engine that doesn't take itself seriously.

Make Your Pitch